Brad Keselowski won the Sprint Cup last night, which is a NASCAR thing, I think. After winning the cup he went on SportsCenter to give a post-race interview, at which point he transformed into your semi-drunk friend who always corners you at the bar and insists on on the two of you having a "real ass" conversation for once.

A giddy and admittedly buzzed Keselowski took swigs of beer from a gigantic glass throughout the interview, and waxed poetic on issues such as perseverance, teamwork, and believing in yourself. My favorite part was when he invoked the immortal motto of Winston Churchill, which was, apparently, "Never ever, ever, give up."