The Bruins' Tyler Seguin is playing for Swiss team EHC Biel, and he's young, handsome, rich, and single. (Also, possibly a dick to women—we don't know the backstory.) When moving to a new place, it can be tough to keep track of all your new friends. So Seguin made sure to list one in his address book as "Don't Text Her Bro." This is maybe good advice! Especially when receiving a text from her late on a Sunday night. Maybe just don't tweet it out to the world?
Also, Tyler, how's PK doing? Send us some photos.