By The End Of Last Night's Loss To Washington, Eli Manning Was A Spaced-Out Zombie

The Washington Redskins held on for a 17-16 home win over the Giants last night in a win that had team owner and legendary shitweasel Dan Snyder claiming "I hate those motherfuckers."

Eli Manning had an especially pooch-screwing game, with a modest 280-yard and one-touchdown night loudly punctuated by a handful of drops, overthrows, and break-ups. It left him, in the end, feeling a bit undead.

But wait! There's more!

Because derpfaces are fun, here's Manning attempting to blink, slowed down to 1% of its original speed.

This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features "Pile On The Hangover" by The Rugburns. See previous episodes here.