Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

It's a sad day for baseball fans—Nick Swisher is going to the Cleveland Indians for what could possibly be a five year, $70 million deal. Unfortunately, Cleveland being Cleveland, we will likely never see Swish again. With that hard truth in mind, we bid a fond (or not so fond, whatever) farewell to the rubberiest face that ever mugged it up.

Smoochin' Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

You know he's excited because he is yelling Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Happy Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Ric Flair Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Mildly surprised Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Normal Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Threading a needle Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Holy shit, when did we get Ichiro? Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Robotic Tyrannosaurus Rex Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Casual Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Existential Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS

Comedic Exit Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To ClevelandS