Via Awful Announcing, WFAN's sports talk radio creature from the black lagoon Mike Francesa decided to start yesterday's show with the one thing he knows his listeners care about most: how messy the previous show's hosts left his desk. It's a fun rant though, especially coming from a guy who knows how to rant, and who needs his desk to be clean so he can use it as a pillow.

"Cawfee stains, gahbage all over the place, gawd amighty." People, next time you tell us to stick to sports, consider the many things in the world we could be talking about.