The Cowboys Took A Swipe At The NHL On Twitter, But The Dallas Stars (Eventually) Gave It Right BackS

Hockey's back! (We think.) And no one in Dallas gives a shit! (Which actually might be true.) Ah, but when you've won just one playoff game in 16 years—and counting!—it's probably not a good idea to throw shade at one of your neighbors the way the Dallas Cowboys did on Twitter yesterday morning:

The Cowboys Took A Swipe At The NHL On Twitter, But The Dallas Stars (Eventually) Gave It Right BackS

Shots fired! The Cowboys' tweet was eventually deleted and replaced with an apology. The Stars weren't just going to stand there and take this, though. Oh, no. A full 24 hours after that initial dig, they finally came up with a witty comeback:

See! Tony Romo's a loser! That's Mike Modano! With the Stanley Cup! From 14 years ago! Also: The Stars haven't made the playoffs since 2008. This just might be the saddest sports Twitter fight of all time.

h/t to Kip R.