It was a big game for St. Joe's. Kicking off the conference schedule, hosting No. 14 Butler. The university knew it would need halftime entertainment commensurate with the occasion. They got some guys throwing up botched dunk after botched dunk.

Reader Ryan was in the stands for the show, and captured barely half of the carnage.

After about 4 straight missed dunks, I took out my phone and started recording hoping they would continue to miss dunks. Well, that's what they did.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Actually, two lessons: audition your halftime performers before they go on, and turn your phone sideways to film.