That is an actual thing that happened today. No sensational headlines or tricks. Today, Doug Gottlieb had a train of thought the nuts and bolts of which went something like: "Hey, Tony Gonzalez finally won a playoff game. Wonder if it felt better to him than A.C. Green rubbing genitals with his wife for the first time? Maybe I will bring this up today on a national platform." You can listen here.
Some context (because it actually makes this whole thing even weirder): CBS has a new sports radio property—CBS Sports Radio—that began earlier this fall and just went 24/7 in the beginning of the year. During programming on WFAN (owned by CBS) here in New York and presumably the national station as well, they've been running these "Sports Minute" clips. A host records a minute-long rant or a fun story and it is played going into and out of commercial breaks. It's basically like the Parting Shot portion of The Sports Reporters, but aired randomly throughout the day.
OK, back to Gottlieb. Doug Gottlieb apparently decided to use one of his Sports Minutes this afternoon to discuss which felt better: Tony Gonzalez's "first time" (playoff victory) or A.C. Green's "first time" (sex with a woman).