You could try, but you would struggle to find two negotiating parties less likable than Lance Armstrong and the United States government. And according to CBS News's Twitter feed, negotiations between the pair are not going well.
JUST IN: @cbsnews has learned that Lance Armstrong has offered to pay more than $5 million to the fed. gov't to compensate for alleged fraud— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 15, 2013
MORE: Lance Armstrong also offered to be a cooperating witness in a federal investigation, but the DOJ turned down both offers as inadequate— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 15, 2013
Great. You guys have fun. Keep up the good work. Maybe you'll reach a deal tomorrow!