How do you recover when an entire nation of adoring fans suddenly learns that your entire career is a lie? You open a pointless press conference full of pre-approved journalists with the National Anthem—no backing track, no judgmental president, no preservatives. Beyoncé is prepared to steal the Super Bowl ("I will absolutely be singing live. This is what I was born to do.") and is also just as calculatedly insane as ever.
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