There was certainly more idiotic revelry taking place in the Federal Hill section of Baltimore last night, but a consolation prize may be in order for this genius. I mean, what must this person have been thinking, filming a ridiculous moment like that vertically on a smart phone?

Update (2:40 p.m.): We've replaced that crappy, vertical video with a better footage recorded much closer to the action.

h/t to Adam R., Mason S.