All-Star Saturday is fun, but it unfolds super...slowly. For the hours between the skills contest and the three-point contest, the decades between the three-point contest and the dunk contest, and the eons between individual dunks in the dunk contest, an open thread.

Your purposefully vague schedule of events, because they know it's tough to turn on the TV at 3rd event o'clock:

8:30 p.m.
• 2013 Sears Shooting Stars (1st Event)
• 2013 Taco Bell Skills Challenge (2nd Event)
• 2013 Foot Locker Three-Point Contest (3rd Event)
• 2013 Sprite Slam Dunk (4th Event)

If anything fun happens, we'll have video. They never show replays during these darn things.