The Basketball Jones did a twist on the usual Michael Jordan's birthday fare. Acknowledging that he is one of the most competitive humans on the planet (and pretty good at basketball), TBJ went around asking the All-Stars in Houston what they could beat MJ at, at his advanced age.
Matt Bonner said cribbage and even provided his Yahoo credentials to back it up and Tyson Chandler rightly pointed out MJ's questionable fashion talent. The most ridiculous claim goes to Lamarcus Aldridge, however. If you don't think Jordan can still knock down a mid-range jump shot—or at least beat you at making mid-range jump shots if so challenged—I can't help you.