While the 2011 Masters remains South African golfer Charl Schwartzel's sole PGA Tour win, he hasn't exactly faded to obscurity like many other recent one-and-done major winners. Indeed, Schwartzel found himself a stroke away from a playoff at this weekend's Northern Trust Open in California, a missed birdie putt at 17 being the difference between his returning to Vereeniging with a big slice of the pie versus a smaller slice.

Maybe he missed the putt because some spectators next to him were concerned with pie, too. And holes! And strokes. This is all just very gross. [CBS]

h/t to Jason