Photoshop Contest: Desmond Bryant's Derpy Mug Shot

Raiders DT Desmond Bryant was arrested Sunday morning, and charged with criminal mischief. Details are sparse, but the Chronicle reports he was booked for "allegedly going to a neighbor's house inebriated and causing a commotion."

We don't care what he did. Actually we do, but his mug shot is more pressing. You know the drill. Click for full resolution (thanks, Miami-Dade Corrections!), fire up Photoshop, and leave your submission in the comments below. We'll feature the best at a later date.