WWE's Monday night Raw showcase is themed "Old School" tonight, and such former pro wrestling dignitaries as Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Sgt. Slaughter, Honky Tonk Man, and "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase have so far made appearances. Alas, DiBiase's valet Virgil is nowhere to be found. We'd figure our erstwhile friend would be the first to sign up for this kind of event, but maybe they never called. (We spotted him in NYC last week.)

Savvy Buffalo WWE fans found his absence conspicuous, though, and made their displeasure known for a good 30 seconds. We hope Virgil is out there somewhere watching, or perhaps outside the arena at this very moment trying to sell $20 8x10s. [USA]