This footage, from a match between Ekibastuz and Almaty in Kazakhstan's top league, has been making the rounds over the last day. Be it a due to a busted water main or a pitch tilted from the horizontal, give credit to the players for sloshing through adversity. (After first trying to throw in the corner. Rules are rules.) And naturally, at the end of the video, the ball ends up right back in Davy Jones's locker.