A friendly tipster writes in: "is this the Gonk with 8 party girls in a Boston hotel room last night? I'll let you decide." Thank you. Short answer: No. But it does look to be Rob Gronkowski hanging out in a hotel room with five (four and a half?) girls, plus the one that took the picture, so we're pretty close to eight. As for the second claim—that this is, in fact, our Zubaz'd crusader—the tipster offers the evidence, "some girl I have on FB kept bragging about partying with Gronkowsky last night in Boston and now posted this picture," which is partly corroborated by indications that Gronkowski is in the area. Case closed! We like the soul patch.