Astros fans: do not eat the yellow snow cones. They are not lemon. (The browns aren't chocolate either.)

Seems nice, but there's some big tall guy blocking the view.

The Pacers tried their damnedest to screw up the end of a closely-fought Game 1, but thanks to some uncharacteristic help from Ray Allen and an off-balance semi-prayer from Paul George, we went to overtime.

It might be time to move on from the dad-holding-baby highlight. Maybe not right this moment with this specific clip, but sometime soon we have to up the stakes at least. We've been getting them more and more of late and dads with babies are getting too complacent.

This is a pretty good tattoo of not-convicted-in-court murderer O.J. Simpson.

I mean, it is delicious.

The Miami Heat have not played a game in however many hours are in a week (Rovell is not returning calls). What did people even do back in those primitive days of one week ago? Did they even have smartphones? To help give you a basic understanding of what it was like back when the Miami Heat actually played basketball, …

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