Ubaldo Jiménez Ejected From No-Hitter Attempt

Ubaldo Jiménez left tonight’s game against the Red Sox without surrendering a base hit after umpire Jordan Baker ejected the Orioles pitcher for allegedly hitting Boston third baseman Pablo Sandoval with a pitch on purpose in the fourth inning. The pitch would have been in retaliation for Sandoval’s dirty slide aimed… » 4/17/15 8:43pm Today 8:43pm

This Versatile Dyson Vacuum is Deeply Discounted Today

The Dyson DC35 transforms from a compact-but-powerful hand vacuum into a full length stick vac in seconds, and is of course completely cordless too. Dyson dominated the nominations for your favorite vacuum, and today’s price is about $40-$50 less than usual. [Dyson DC35, $175] » 4/17/15 6:45pm Today 6:45pm

ESPN Reporter Britt McHenry Has A History Of Being Rude As Hell

After everyone watched ESPN reporter Britt McHenry channel Regina George at a towing company employee, she walked back her behavior. She apologized on Twitter, and the Worldwide Leader dropped a one-week suspension on her. When something like this happens, other, smaller items usually emerge to reveal more about the… » 4/17/15 4:33pm Today 4:33pm

Cubs Fans Are Already Heckling Kris Bryant With "YOU SUCK!"

Kris Bryant’s major league career batting line as of this writing is 0-3 with three strikeouts. That’s nothing to be ashamed about, given he’s facing James Shields, but the fans at Wrigley are fickle and impatient beasts. Listen to one scream “YOU SUCK!” at Bryant after his third strikeout today. » 4/17/15 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

The Racist, Violent Hazing Claims That Killed WKU's D-I Swim Team

Earlier this week, Western Kentucky University suspended its swimming and diving program for five years after conducting a Title IX investigation into hazing allegations. A copy of the criminal complaint filed by former swimmer Collin Craig has been made public, and we now know exactly what got the program in so much… » 4/17/15 3:28pm Today 3:28pm

How To Survive A Music Festival

Music festivals are fun but, be warned: They can also be pretty taxing. After x days of spending x hours listening to x bands while making questionable life decisions, you might be riddled with looming regret. Why did I just do [unconscionable thing] in [a large, public place] while surrounded by [every variety of… » 4/17/15 3:14pm Today 3:14pm

The Terrifying True Story Of America's Youngest Serial Killer

In 1872, 12-year-old Jesse Pomeroy was briefly sent to reform school after brutally attacking several children. After his release, “the Boy Fiend” progressed to murder. A new book takes a look at this unusual case, one of the first to bring the insanity defense — and all its complications — into the public eye. » 4/17/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

Samuel Adams 26.2: The Beer Boston Deserves

Did you see that some of the Gawker Media rabble are trying to unionize? I have mixed thoughts on this. On the one hand, sure, good, look out for the working man. But then again, they’re fucking bloggers. This is a very, very soft gig, so maybe tone down the coal-miner act? But I admit my thoughts aren’t fully formed,… » 4/17/15 2:35pm Today 2:35pm

Idiot CONCACAF Exec Compares Sepp Blatter To Jesus, MLK, Mandela

It’s been a long, impossibly close race, but we think we’ve finally found the dumbest FIFA member, and he’s from our very own federation. » 4/17/15 2:22pm Today 2:22pm

Steph Curry Looks Fast Even On A Chart

There’s no one quite like Steph Curry in the NBA, and it follows, we’ve argued, that when you look closely at the thing, there’s nothing quite like Steph Curry’s stat line, either. If you needed another example, reddit turned one up. » 4/17/15 1:59pm Today 1:59pm

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Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. » 4/17/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Check Out Theo Epstein Lying Shamelessly About Kris Bryant

Kris Bryant will make his debut for the Cubs today, as expected from the moment Chicago sent him to start the season in Iowa. This is due entirely to baseball’s collective bargaining agreement, and while shitty from a player perspective it’s the right thing to do on the business side. Bryant is joining Chicago at the… » 4/17/15 1:00pm Today 1:00pm