David Blatt Just Stands There Like A Buster And Parrots LeBron's Calls

ESPN NBA writer Brian Windhorst, who is as connected to LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers as any reporter can be, was a guest on Bill Simmons's latest podcast, and he dropped some juicy stuff about the various melodramas that have been hanging over the team all season. The whole thing is worth a listen, but… » 3/31/15 6:28pm Today 6:28pm

Andros Townsend Waves Hi To Media Hater After Great International Goal

Andros Townsend isn't a great player, but then again, England aren't a great team, so it isn't too much of a surprise that the Spurs winger was called up during this international break, nor that he managed to blast home the tying goal in today's 1-1 draw against Italy. Well, not a surprise to us. Former player and… » 3/31/15 6:15pm Today 6:15pm

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Glen Davis Fined For Kicking Seat Cushion Into Crowd

Glen Davis punted a seat cushion into the stands during a timeout in Sunday's Clippers-Celtics game, and now the forward is out $15,000. Treat those chairs with respect, NBA players. (He got some good distance on it, though.) » 3/31/15 5:30pm Today 5:30pm

Watch Vince Neil Coke-Fart All Over The National Anthem

Former Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil sang the "Star Spangled Banner" at a recent Las Vegas Outlaws AFL game, because he is a part owner of the team, or something. The details aren't important. What's important is hoooooooly shit, Vince Neil is fucking smacked in this video! No sober man has ever pronounced "air"… » 3/31/15 5:14pm Today 5:14pm

A Great Pale Ale From A Shady, Pale State

I ran into an old friend Sunday afternoon, and he asked what I had planned for this Wednesday. I had no ready answer, of course, because what kind of a monster has anything particular planned for a Wednesday? I suppose if I'd thought it through for a few minutes I could have projected that as the day when I'd be out… » 3/31/15 4:58pm Today 4:58pm

Jameis Winston Fat?

Jameis Winston has always been a stout quarterback, inviting comparisons to Ben Roethlisberger not just for alleged behavioral resemblances, but for physical resemblances as well. As Michael David Smith has noted, there’s definitely some boobage going on. Is Winston fat? I’d say he’s righhhhhht on the verge of being… » 3/31/15 4:41pm Today 4:41pm

Cutting Down Nets Is Stupid

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering Easter, third parties, saunas, pencils, and more. » 3/31/15 4:16pm Today 4:16pm

Report: NFL Team Monitored Jameis Winston On Airplane Flight

With college game film, the combine, pro days, private workouts, and interviews, you'd think NFL teams would have enough time to get to know draft prospects. They always want more, though, and they don't care what they have to do to get it. Per Yahoo's Charles Robinson, Jameis Winston's trainer George Whitfield… » 3/31/15 3:52pm Today 3:52pm

Eight Photos Of Coach K Sitting On A Lil' Stool

Not nearly enough has been made of the fact that for the Elite Eight game between Duke and Gonzaga, held on the raised court at Houston's NRG Stadium, they gave the coaches adorable little stools to sit on. So, here, via Getty Images and AP Images, are pics of Mike Krzyzewski sitting on his stool. (Mark Few chose to… » 3/31/15 3:42pm Today 3:42pm

The Long And Terrible History Of DC Comics Mistreating Batgirl

Batgirl has been in the media for all the wrong reasons recently — but this is nothing new. The iconic heroine has long been a source of controversy for DC, thanks to a series of strange decisions. Here's the story of DC's Batgirls, and the controversies that have come to define them. » 3/31/15 3:27pm Today 3:27pm

Members of the 1976 Indiana team, the last to go undefeated, are rooting for Kentucky to finish out 40-0. Says one Hoosier: "I think for me and my teammates, it's hard to pull against young people." » 3/31/15 3:21pm Today 3:21pm

Phillies To Start Serving Hard Liquor And Wine To Fans

Good news for Phillies fans who would like to increase their chances at catching vomit spray from some drunk goon at a ballgame this year: For the first time ever, the team will be selling wine and cocktails on the main concourse at Citizens Bank Park. » 3/31/15 2:50pm Today 2:50pm

2 Chainz Is The Atlanta Hawks MVP

In 2012, when soon-to-be-doomed Atlanta Hawks co-owner Bruce Levenson tried to guess why home attendance was down, he found one unlikely culprit: rap music. The Hawks needed to draw white males ages 33 to 55, as he wrote in an infamous email to General Manager Danny Ferry. And while Levenson, a nearly retirement-age… » 3/31/15 2:34pm Today 2:34pm

Brek Shea Pounds A Free Kick Into The Top Corner To Give USMNT Lead

Katie Holmes Had a Secret Whole Foods Entrance: An Update

Last week, we investigated one of the stranger celebrity conspiracy theories: That Katie Holmes had used a secret entrance to the Whole Foods in Chelsea, Manhattan to evade paparazzi after filing for divorce against Tom Cruise. Over the weekend, we learned something that might unsettle some of our readers: The… » 3/31/15 1:59pm Today 1:59pm

NASCAR Decries Indiana Anti-Gay Law

NASCAR has issued a statement expressing its disappointment with Indiana Governor Mike Pence’s decision to signing the "Religious Freedom Rights Act" into law, an act which could give Indiana businesses the right to refuse service to LGBT customers. » 3/31/15 1:34pm Today 1:34pm

Today's Best Deals: $20 Bluetooth Speaker, Ice Balls, and a Lot More

It's World Backup Day, so before you dive into these deals, make sure you have everything you need to keep your data safe. » 3/31/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Gareth Bale Has Ugly Shot And Dumb Headband, Still Hits Half-Court Shots

Hm, this is a tough one. You’d think maybe Gareth Bale would flaunt going 3-of-5 in this half-court challenge thing, because damn, that’s some pretty good shooting. But then you remember what his awkward shooting motion looks like, and how goofy he looks with that headband, and you think, You know Gareth, you might… » 3/31/15 1:11pm Today 1:11pm

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Take Your Sleep Seriously: Italian Made Sheets from Parachute ($25 Off)

Spring cleaning is upon us and it's the perfect time to refresh your bedding. After all, if you've slept on a well-made bed, you know good sheets are a game changer. Parachute wants you to help you experience that by offering $25 off their L.A. designed, Italian made bedding. Use promo code FRESHBEDDING at checkout. » 3/26/15 10:46am Thursday 10:46am

Dollar Shave Club Delivers You Fresh Razors for a Few Bucks a Month

It's no secret that shaving with a fresh razor blade feels great. But razor prices are so high people try to make their blades last for weeks at a time. Doing so causes cuts, skin irritation, and generally painful shaves. But with Dollar Shave Club you can always get a smooth shave with a fresh razor because they… » 3/10/15 3:06pm 3/10/15 3:06pm

Last Chance: Get The Wireless Bluetooth Cloud Buds For 77% Off

Wireless bluetooth ear buds are the new norm for on-the-go music listening. For a limited time, Deadspin readers can save 77% on the sleek, comfortable Wireless Bluetooth Cloud Buds. This deal is ending soon, so don't miss out. » 3/27/15 12:46pm Friday 12:46pm