Here's the Recipe for Drunk UConn Kid's "Fucking Bacon Jalapeño Mac n Cheese"

By now, you’ve almost definitely seen the video of Luke Gatti, the underage, belligerently drunk UConn student who got arrested and reportedly expelled in his quest for “some fucking bacon jalapeño mac and cheese.” But what magical pasta preparation could possibly be worth all the trouble this asshole of a kid went… »10/07/15 5:27pm45 minutes ago

Javaris Crittenton Pointing A Loaded Gun At Gilbert Arenas Is Still The Most Insane Thing To Ever Happen In The NBA

The Washington Post has an excerpt of Caron Butler’s new book, Tuff Juice: My Journey from the Streets to the NBA—Editorial Reviews on Amazon provided by Dwyane Wade, Pat Riley, and Mark Wahlberg—that delivers his account of the one time Gilbert Arenas nearly got himself shot in the Wizards locker room over a $1,100… »10/07/15 4:59pmToday 4:59pm

Steve Jobs May Be About The Apple Guru, But Aaron Sorkin Is The Real Star

The trick to enjoying an Aaron Sorkin project is to never take it as seriously as he does. The creator of The West Wing and The Newsroom and the Oscar-winning screenwriter of The Social Network doesn’t write dialogue—he stages showy talk-fests that are meant to either show off how smart his characters are or how smart… »10/07/15 3:48pmToday 3:48pm

Sepp Blatter's 90-Day Suspension Is In The Hands Of The Man Who Whitewashed FIFA Corruption

According to various reports, FIFA’s ethics committee has recommended a 90-day suspension of president Sepp Blatter while they wait to see if any of the numerous investigations of him stick. Mind you, this is only a provisional suspension which must be ratified by a man with a track record of trying to sweep FIFA… »10/07/15 3:13pmToday 3:13pm

Today's Best Deals: Cheap Halloween Costumes, a Closer Shave, and More

Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. »10/07/15 1:15pmToday 1:15pm

The Caucasian's Guide To Black Churches

Eleven a.m. Sunday morning was once called “the most segregated hour in America,” but as the nation becomes more diverse, so do its institutions of worship. Steeped in traditions passed down since slavery, churches are one of the cornerstones of the African-American community, and navigating the subtleties of these… »10/07/15 1:08pmToday 1:08pm

Former FIFA Vice President Throws All Kinds Of Shit At Sepp Blatter

You know you’re in for some good dirt when Chung Mung-joon, a former FIFA vice-prez in the running for the next presidency, hits you with bars like “To call [FIFA] a mafia is almost insulting to mafia, so blatant and arrogant is its corruption.” »10/07/15 12:38pmToday 12:38pm

Proposed Rams Stadium Would Cost Taxpayers A Hell Of A Lot More Than Promised

It’s a truly bizarre situation in St. Louis, with Rams owner Stan Kroenke desperate to leave for Los Angeles, and (some) local politicians desperate to build him a stadium to get him to stay. Problem is, according to documents FOIA’d by St. Louis Magazine, taxpayers would be on the hook for a lot more money than those… »10/07/15 10:50amToday 10:50am