Andrei Kirilenko Was The Weirdest Motherfucker Alive

Yesterday, Andrei Kirilenko announced his retirement from basketball. He’d spent the last few months playing in Russia, after being traded to Philadelphia but refusing to report earlier this season. Over the last few years, Kirilenko had become more of an NBA background character, more notable for the litany of weird… » 6/03/15 5:45pm 21 minutes ago

Suburban Northern Virginians' 46 Worst Fears

Yesterday, a New York City man accidentally dropped his keys through a sidewalk subway grate, then fell to the bottom of the shaft when he tried to retrieve them, thus experiencing in short order at least two common fears of city life. In response, The Awl and Gothamist compiled lists of every New Yorker’s worst… » 6/03/15 5:35pm 30 minutes ago

World Cup Debutantes Côte d'Ivoire Will Be Here For Years To Come

When Côte d’Ivoire take the field against Germany on June 7, how they will play will be a mystery. Not because they have ginned up some tactics in secret—though maybe they have!—but because they have only played a single match in the past seven months. While the Côte d’Ivoire men’s team is known for world class… » 6/03/15 5:21pm 44 minutes ago

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Vizio got your vote as the best budget sound bar, and that was before they made their offering even better by making the whole setup wireless. Amazon Prime members can save $70 on the latest model. Discount shown in cart. Prime free trial. » 6/03/15 5:15pm 51 minutes ago

Norway's Brute Force Past Meets Soccer's Future

Two decades ago Norway were a soccer power, finishing second at the 1991 World Cup and winning it all in 1995. But recent years have seen a tactically naïve Norway surpassed, or at least equaled, by nations that got a later jump on women’s soccer, like France, England, and Spain. While they should have no trouble… » 6/03/15 4:33pm Today 4:33pm

Germany Are A Steamroller, And They Expect To Win It All

Germany have historically been one of the best teams in women’s soccer, and they go into the 2015 World Cup like they go into every tournament: with the expectation of winning. They won the World Cup in 2003 and 2007, finished runner-up in 1995, and have won every Women’s Euro since 1995. They went 10-0 in World Cup… » 6/03/15 3:35pm Today 3:35pm

A Potent Texan IPA That Doesn't Waste A Drop Of Water

Houston flooded last week, which is both tragic and surprising: The tragedy is self-evident, and the surprise (to me at least) is that Houston is a flooding sort of place. It turns out that Texas isn’t a giant desert, and in fact Houston gets 60 percent more annual precipitation than Seattle, and this can cause… » 6/03/15 3:09pm Today 3:09pm

The Once Great, Now Unknown China Women's National Team

There was once a time when China were one of the biggest names in women’s soccer. A time when, come a World Cup, you could pencil the then-giants of Asia into the knockout rounds and rightly expect them to make a run. That time has passed. Now, no one really knows what to expect from this team. » 6/03/15 2:14pm Today 2:14pm

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Cam Newton's Contract Is A Big Deal

You’re a smart enough football fan to know to ignore the initial numbers announced with any new contract, especially for QBs. The NFL’s creative accounting oftens lead to deals that barely resemble the press release. Colin Kaepernick’s “record” megadeal makes him extremely disposable. Andy Dalton’s “six-year” contract » 6/03/15 1:10pm Today 1:10pm

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Status Audio created the HD One headphones with a single goal in mind: deliver great sound with a classic look and leave the superfluous details behind. While the headphones are already less than half the price of competitors, right now you can grab a pair for just $38, a savings of over 20%. Enter promo code HDONEDS » 5/29/15 11:47am Friday 11:47am

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Spoiling your dog is really fun, but you don’t have to encourage bad habits when you do it. Instead get your dog BarkBox, a monthly subscription of toys and treats that’s not only fun and healthy but will save you time and money. Start your BarkBox subscription now and get a free month added to any new 3, 6, or 12… » 6/01/15 2:27pm Monday 2:27pm

How to Be a Tourist in Your Own City

Sometimes it’s easy to become so jaded by your own city that you forget all it has to offer. Even though I’ve lived in NYC for 15 years, there are places I’m kind of embarrassed to admit I’ve never been: like the Statue of Liberty. And the Empire State Building. And every chain restaurant in Times Square. » 5/19/15 10:00am 5/19/15 10:00am

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