Grab a Fresh Set of Wiper Blades For $23

If your wiper blades are starting to streak, Amazon’s offering a pair of Rain-X Latitudes for just $23 today. All you have to do is pick the two you want, add them to your cart, and you’ll see the discount at checkout. You can even mix and match sizes, so you’re almost certain to find a combination that works for your… »10/09/15 6:15pm10 minutes ago

A Sampling of the Gross Shit That Has Happened to My Body Since I Started Running

The first time I wondered if I was possibly doing something wrong was when, while watching TV, I absently reached down to the second toe on my right foot and realized that my entire toenail had detached itself and was hanging on by the thinnest of cuticles, like a dingy white flag. I pulled it off painlessly and… »10/09/15 4:05pmToday 4:05pm

Jason Bourne Is The Paranoid-Assassin Hero America Needed, And Deserved

I don’t know if I can call Matt Damon’s Bourne movies the best action franchise that’s come along thus far this century. After all, the original Fast and the Furious came out in 2001, a year before The Bourne Identity, and the idea of picking between Fast and Bourne is the kind of thing that makes my head throb. Vin… »10/09/15 3:36pmToday 3:36pm

Four Of Floyd Mayweather's Expensive Boring Cars Burned Up In A Trailer Fire

Floyd Mayweather is a man of means, and he likes to spend his means on a collection of uninspired expensive cars he doesn’t drive. Sadly, his Rich Basic Dude car collection is down four members after last night following a trailer fire. »10/09/15 3:15pmToday 3:15pm

The Sucky New Peter Pan Reboot Oughta Fly Straight Into The Toilet 

1. It is difficult not to approach Pan with a deep, weary sigh. I am fortunate that people pay me to write about movies, and it’s something that no one should ever take for granted, particularly in this day (year? decade? quarter-century?) of media turmoil. Every assignment is a gift. One of the many, many reasons to… »10/09/15 2:04pmToday 2:04pm