Did you want to learn that Jesse and Celine, the couple we fell in love with as they fell in love with each other in the Richard Linklater films Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, have become cantankerous, unhappy middle-aged jerks? That their love has curdled into passive-aggressive routine and barely disguised…
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Funbag will appear tomorrow, whenever Magary's done autographing man-boobs.
After four months off the air, Paul Finebaum will again be whistlin' Dixie
When the world's biggest sport's most beloved, most important player is finally gone, we'll all agree that David Beckham is far and away one of the most successful players to ever touch a soccer ball. Shortly after, we'll argue: was Beckham truly one of the greatest players of his generation, or just a guy lucky enough to play balls to those who were?
DeAndre Jordan Posterizes ESPN Television Host
Posterizing is the cool new thing that all the kids are doing
Alabama Saves Tie Game With Glove Flip-Barehand Double Play
College baseball generally escapes the radar until College World Series time, but those of us in SEC territory are fortunate to see quality baseball all season long. This double play turned by Alabama in today's SEC Tournament game against rival Auburn is highlight reel-worthy at any level.
Hey, guess who Lindsey Vonn has been hanging out with. The doctor who used to pump East German female athletes full of steroid cocktails. [NY Daily News]
Recent Grads: Here's What You Should Know. Love, A Recent(ish) Grad
I graduated from college four years ago. I know four years probably seems like an infinitesimal blip to many readers (disclaimer #1: self-aware millennial realizes she has far less life experience than you do), but when I remember the anxious stress case I was at 21 — incapable of imagining life as a gainfully…
