Moritz Stoppelkamp Scores Longest Ever Bundesliga Goal

Down 0-1 to Bundesliga newcomers SC Paderborn 07 in second half stoppage time, Hannover 96 keeper Ron-Robert Zieler went forward for a last ditch free kick. That proved to be an unfortunate decision, as Paderborn midfielder Moritz Stoppelkamp cleared the ball 83 yards into Zieler's net. Stoppelkamp's moon shot—the… » 9/20/14 4:11pm 15 minutes ago

A Halftime Statistical Update Of Eastern Michigan vs. Michigan State

Eastern Michigan lost 65-0 a couple of weeks ago, but their current entanglement threatens to wipe even that massacre off the books. Sparty is skewering them, 49-0 at the half. Maybe the stats tell the story better than the score. Note Michigan State's total yards, 320 times greater than Eastern Michigan's total. » 9/20/14 1:42pm Today 1:42pm

Georgia's Isaiah McKenzie Returns Bounced Punt For Touchdown

Georgia is already out here beating Troy down, and freshman punt returner Isaiah McKenzie decided he wanted to get in on the fun. Not content to make the safe play, with the first touch of his college career according to ESPN, McKenzie picked the ball up and took it 52 yards to the house. Let's cool it on the "Human… » 9/20/14 1:16pm Today 1:16pm

Women > Winning: Your FSU-Clemson GameDay Sign Roundup

GameDay finds itself in Tallahassee for tonight's marquee ACC matchup (if such a thing can exist) between Florida State and Clemson. FSU fans took the opportunity to sound off a variety of issues, but of course the plurality of the signs were about Jameis Winston. Some of them expressed support for women, and others… » 9/20/14 12:59pm Today 12:59pm

How To Make Pasta With Leeks And Prosciutto, While There's Still Time

Oh shit, dinner is still A Thing. It exists. Disaster. This is you, creeping incrementally homeward in the transportation gridlock of your locale and mode of transit, flop-sweaty and wild-eyed like John Lithgow on the airplane, doing a frantic mental inventory of the nigh-barren refrigerator waiting for you and the… » 9/20/14 12:10pm Today 12:10pm

College GameDay's Sam Ponder Goes Off On Jameis Winston

Jameis Winston is suspended for today's game against Clemson, but that didn't stop him from being a major focus of College GameDay. Here contributor Sam Ponder—the only female member of GameDay—takes Winston to task and wonders "how can you think it would ever be appropriate to publicly speak in such an obscene and… » 9/20/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

James Rodríguez Opens La Liga Account With Beautifully Struck Goal

Real Madrid president Florentino Pérez may not have any understanding of soccer tactics, but he does know flash when he sees it, and Colombian World Cup standout James Rodríguez is certainly flashy. With Madrid up 1-0 in today's game against Deportivo La Coruña, Rodríguez took a pass from Karim Benzema at the top of… » 9/20/14 11:32am Today 11:32am

Athletics South Africa Begs, Pleads For Mercy

No two ways about it, the governing body of track and field in South Africa has made itself into one big international boob. Nothing new there. But a recent lawsuit by a former athlete is threatening to take it to the cleaners, and Athletics South Africa, the country's governing body of sport, is begging the… » 9/20/14 10:19am Today 10:19am

Jameis Winston's Status Revised, Now Suspended For Entire Clemson Game

Florida State's administration suspended Jameis Winston for the first half of tomorrow's Clemson game earlier this week after engaging in the public execution of a meme. Now, after having time to think about it, interim FSU president Garnett Stokes and AD Stan Wilcox have decided to bench the Heisman winner for the… » 9/19/14 11:29pm Yesterday 11:29pm

Cops Say Rex Chapman Ripped Off An Apple Store To The Tune Of $14,000

Police say former NBA player and executive Rex Chapman is responsible for a string of thefts from an Arizona Apple Store totaling more than $14,000. » 9/19/14 8:17pm Yesterday 8:17pm