Get Your Christmas Crap The Fuck Out Of This Bear's Face, Please

It's almost Christmas, and you're in the holiday spirit, so it's understandable that you want to go around decking the halls and whatnot. But please try to remember that bears don't care about Christmas, because bears are not vapid and materialistic creatures, so don't go putting your plush Santa in a bear's favorite… » 12/19/14 4:47pm 9 minutes ago

Here's A Mutant Hybrid Of Everyone's NFL Playoff Projections

With the NFL playoffs just a few weeks away, there are a lot of playoff probabilities going around. Functionally, these all do more or less the same thing. So instead of churning out our own—which, face it, we are probably not going to do better than what's already out in the world—we're mashing everyone's together.… » 12/19/14 4:30pm 25 minutes ago

Eastern Conference Basketball Can Eat My Butt

The first half of last night's game between the Oklahoma City Thunder and Golden State Warriors was the most entertaining stretch of basketball I've watched all season. It began with Kevin Durant raining fire on everyone's head, going 10-of-13 from the floor and scoring 30 points in 18 minutes before leaving the game… » 12/19/14 4:13pm 43 minutes ago

I'm Live From New York Co-Author James Andrew Miller. Any Questions?

James Andrew Miller is the coauthor of Live From New York: The Complete, Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live as Told by Its Stars, Writers, and Guests, now available in an updated/expanded version to cover SNL's progress in the last decade. (Yeah, he's also the coauthor of Those Guys Have All the Fun: Inside the… » 12/19/14 4:00pm 55 minutes ago

Holiday Gift Guide: Books That Aren’t Pretentious Crap

Oh, hello there. I was just in my study, drinking port and sorting through my numerous Brookings Institution ethical surveys. A FINE READING, I dare say. And if you're the sort of chap who enjoys a fine reading as much as I do, I have compiled a list of tomes that would make a worthy, AUTHENTIC gift for any Deadspin… » 12/19/14 3:51pm Today 3:51pm

A Great Beer For People With Fake Christmas Trees

When you're a kid or an idiot, you lack the experience and imagination necessary to realize that there's more than one way to skin a cat or detail a hot dog. That's why so many young folk and dumb folk get so exercised when they see someone skinning a cat tail-first or putting ketchup on a hot dog. » 12/19/14 2:20pm Today 2:20pm

The Drunkspin 2014 Holiday Gift Guide

Are you wondering what to get the beloved boozebags in your life? I bet you're not, right? You're just going to give them all bottles of randomly selected $30 brown liquor, or maybe those stupid little chocolates stuffed with a quarter-squirt of skanky schnapps, or the first gin-and-martini-glasses boxed set you see… » 12/19/14 1:40pm Today 1:40pm

This Year's Bad NFL Teams Are Some Of The Worst Ever

Every season, there are at least a few atrocious NFL teams, teams that are disasters. But this season there are six of those teams—Jets, Jaguars, Titans, Raiders, Buccaneers, and Washington. Which seems like an abnormally high amount of shitty teams. So using Pro Football Reference data, we examined the six worst NFL… » 12/19/14 1:27pm Today 1:27pm

Keanu Reeves, B-Movie Auteur: The Badass Excellence Of Man Of Tai Chi 

Neo is more interesting than you realized. Last year, Keanu Reeves, once one of the world's biggest movie stars, released Man of Tai Chi, his directorial debut. It's a hard, unpretentious, generally frill-free martial-arts movie about an underground fighting ring, and it was released direct-to-VOD in America. And this… » 12/19/14 11:59am Today 11:59am

Get Rhone Apparel's Activewear Tee: Ultra-Light + Durable  (15% Off)

Rhone Apparel has set out to make the most innovative men's apparel, never being satisfied with redundant design techniques and materials. The Durden 2.0, a slick, if downplayed, activewear tee-shirt, is a perfect example of this. Deadspin readers can grab the extremely light but durable shirt for just $58 and save… » 12/16/14 5:00pm Tuesday 5:00pm

Save 10% on the Perfect Weekend and Gym Duffel Bag + Free Shipping ($90)

Owen & Fred, the men's essentials company, has a single mission of designing high quality everyday products that are manufactured in the USA, and turning them into something more. Their "Work Hard, Play Hard" duffel bag is a customer favorite that Deadspin readers can get for $90, a savings of 10%, plus free shipping.… » 12/15/14 3:52pm Monday 3:52pm