The Scientology Christmas Catalog Is Totally Insane

Finding the right gift for everyone in your family can be a real bitch. Your mom just wants a phone call. Your dad wants you to find a job. These are not easy people to shop for. But what about your second cousin who moved to L.A., got introduced to Scientology by an actor friend, joined the church to make… » 12/22/14 2:32pm 3 minutes ago

No Sexy Hangers: The Ask A Clean Person Holiday Gift Guide Rejects

Each year since I became a professional Clean Person—as opposed to what I was prior to that, which was a regular old compulsively clean and weirdly knowledgeable person—I've taken great joy from compiling a guide of holiday gifts to give to loved ones, clean or dirty. This year's version appears on Racked, where I… » 12/22/14 1:52pm 43 minutes ago

Rape, Murder, Violent Racism: The Weirdest McDonald's Ad Campaign Ever

So 28 years ago this month, McDonald's put together a campaign that would dominate the fast-food giant's advertising strategy for years. "Mac Tonight," a ploy to redefine the restaurant as a place worthy of serving you not just breakfast and lunch, but dinner, too, starred an anthropomorphic crescent moon/Jay Leno… » 12/22/14 1:24pm Today 1:24pm

Marshawn Lynch's Non-Answers To Stupid Questions Have Reporters Furious

Here's the last half of Marshawn's Lynch's curt, polite press conference after he ran off a play that everyone wanted to talk about. Without taking sides, it's easy to understand why reporters are frustrated that Lynch wouldn't play ball. It's also easy to understand why Lynch hates this shit. » 12/22/14 1:02pm Today 1:02pm

Man, Did Anthony Davis Whomp The Shit Out Of The Thunder Or What

There's no one particularly SportsCenter-y highlight from Anthony Davis's 38-point, 12-rebound, three-block eruption against Oklahoma City last night. He didn't block all three shots in one leap; or tear the entire backboard off the stanchion with a dunk; or, like, spike a dead-on-arrival Kendrick Perkins jumphook… » 12/22/14 12:42pm Today 12:42pm

EXCLUSIVE: This Is Nissan's Front-Engine GT-R LM Nismo Le Mans Racer

Nissan will be heading to the 24 Hours of Le Mans this year, with what we believe to be a reveal of their new race car set for the Super Bowl. We can't wait that long, so here's our exclusive early look at what the new Nissan GT-R LM NISMO, aka Nissan's new LMP1 car, will look like. » 12/22/14 12:10pm Today 12:10pm

K.J. McDaniels's Mom Is The Best Sports Mom

The 76ers beat the Magic in Orlando last night, a fact that was of very little concern to Sixers shooting guard K.J. McDaniels's mom, who was in attendance and continued to demonstrate that she couldn't give less of a shit about the Sixers, and just wants to see her son ball. » 12/22/14 11:54am Today 11:54am

Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Features A Big Ol' Bulging Dick

Cristiano Ronaldo is, quite deservingly, an icon in his hometown of Funchal, Madeira, Portugal. So much so, he has a museum dedicated in his honor. This weekend, Ronaldo was on hand to witness the unveiling of a new statue made in his image. What can we say, the statue is sporting a huge erection. » 12/22/14 11:46am Today 11:46am

A Way-Too-Serious Man: Unbroken, Reviewed

According to Unbroken, director Angelina Jolie's adaptation of Laura Hillenbrand's 2010 nonfiction bestseller, Louis Zamperini had one hell of a life—so momentous, in fact, that it would make a great movie. Turns out, that ends up being part of the problem. Child delinquent, Olympic champion, World War II bombardier… » 12/22/14 11:31am Today 11:31am

"Chill, Bro!" Video Shows Chad Kelly Brawling With Bouncers

A reader sent us video of the fight that allegedly sparked Ole Miss quarterback signee Chad Kelly to threaten an AK-47 massacre at a Buffalo-area bar, and what it lacks in aesthetics it more than makes up for in bystander awareness. » 12/22/14 10:50am Today 10:50am

Cops: QB Threatened AK-47 Massacre Days After Signing With Ole Miss

Police say Chad Kelly, who signed a letter of intent to play quarterback for Ole Miss just days ago, allegedly fought with bouncers at a Buffalo bar and threatened to commit an assault rifle massacre last night. » 12/21/14 9:50pm Yesterday 9:50pm

Pre-Order: 55% off the Limited Edition Code Black Drone W/ HD Camera

A few weeks ago, we offered a pre order discount on this limited edition Code Black to Deadspin readers. It sold out in 2 days. So, we've brought it back for Deadspin readers, who can get a pre-order discount of 55% off a Code Black Drone + Free Shipping. Want to get in on the drone craze? This is a good place to… » 12/19/14 1:08pm Friday 1:08pm

A Coach's Guide to Winning Without Scarring Innocent Kids For Life

Coaching kids often gets a bad rap. From the Little League coach dozing in the bullpen to the whip-cracking gymnastics tyrant who doesn't mind breaking a few youthful legs in pursuit of the gold, the ways in which coaches can suck are no mystery. But what if you actually want to be a good coach? Here, a few… » 12/22/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

Get 70% Off 3 Years Of Unlimited Network Protection from VPN – $19

As North Korea's hack of Sony has showed us, its hard to be safe online. However, running a VPN (Virtual Private Network) on your devices ensures that you're securely connected and protects your data. Now, Deadspin readers can get 70% off 3 years of VPN Unlimited's Premier Plan – $0.50/month for peace of mind online. » 12/19/14 3:53pm Friday 3:53pm