Greg Hardy Made A Stripper-Heavy Rap Video While Suspended

Greg Hardy recently returned from a suspension that he earned for violently abusing his former girlfriend. He’s come back and has basically said all the wrong things, including that he’d return, “guns blazing.” You might recall he allegedly threw his then-girlfriend onto a bed covered in guns and threatened to kill… »10/10/15 11:29am42 minutes ago

Here's How Tom Brady Pushes His Sketchy Body Guru On People

Boston Magazine published a lengthy story today on Alex Guerrero, who is Tom Brady’s personal body coach, TB12 business partner, counselor, and—according to court records—a modern snake-oil salesman. The FTC investigated products promoted by Guerrero twice, the magazine reports, and in both cases the FTC found that… »10/09/15 8:38pmYesterday 8:38pm

Grab a Fresh Set of Wiper Blades For $23

If your wiper blades are starting to streak, Amazon’s offering a pair of Rain-X Latitudes for just $23 today. All you have to do is pick the two you want, add them to your cart, and you’ll see the discount at checkout. You can even mix and match sizes, so you’re almost certain to find a combination that works for your… »10/09/15 6:15pmYesterday 6:15pm

A Sampling of the Gross Shit That Has Happened to My Body Since I Started Running

The first time I wondered if I was possibly doing something wrong was when, while watching TV, I absently reached down to the second toe on my right foot and realized that my entire toenail had detached itself and was hanging on by the thinnest of cuticles, like a dingy white flag. I pulled it off painlessly and… »10/09/15 4:05pmYesterday 4:05pm

Jason Bourne Is The Paranoid-Assassin Hero America Needed, And Deserved

I don’t know if I can call Matt Damon’s Bourne movies the best action franchise that’s come along thus far this century. After all, the original Fast and the Furious came out in 2001, a year before The Bourne Identity, and the idea of picking between Fast and Bourne is the kind of thing that makes my head throb. Vin… »10/09/15 3:36pmYesterday 3:36pm

Four Of Floyd Mayweather's Expensive Boring Cars Burned Up In A Trailer Fire

Floyd Mayweather is a man of means, and he likes to spend his means on a collection of uninspired expensive cars he doesn’t drive. Sadly, his Rich Basic Dude car collection is down four members after last night following a trailer fire. »10/09/15 3:15pmYesterday 3:15pm