Despite the fact that all I want in life is a daemon familiar and a wand and a sarcastic dappled mare who really gets me and violet eyes and a tower, in actuality I'm forever harping on the fact that magic isn't real. There are no magic Spanx that will turn you into Cindy Crawford. There is no magic begoggled top hat…
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Sebastian Vettel's Monaco Helmet Reveals A Naked Pinup When Heated
It's the Monaco Grand Prix this weekend, which means all the teams do something a little special. Lotus has Daft Punk on their side pods. But Sebastian Vettel
Hard to believe, Harry: A developer wants to stick a parking lot right next to the plot where Hall of Famer Richie Ashburn is buried. [Philly mag]
Originally published in the August 1975 issue of Texas Monthly. Reprinted here with permission. As the author explains in the postscript, names have been changed, and the final scene is a composite.
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