Kevin Youkilis has to have back surgery, and Mark Teixeira is back on the disabled list because of his right wrist. The Yankees are officially an HMO.
Aaron Hernandez Questioned By Police In Homicide Investigation
According to multiple reports, Boston police have questioned Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez as part of an investigation into the possible homicide of a 27-year-old Boston man, and may be interested in searching Hernandez's home.
There is "Embrace Debate," and there is "Embrace Debate And Let Your Hands Roam Southward Until They Envelop Debate's Buttocks And Begin Kneading Them Roughly, Spanking Them At Irregular Intervals, Stopping Only To Insert Your Entire Fist Into Debate's Anus." This is not the former.
The MLB Rulebook Makes No Sense And You Will Fail This Quiz On It
Yet another reason we love Jayson Stark with all our hearts: Today, he tackles the labyrinthine MLB rulebook, and gives a 10-question quiz to players, coaches, and media members. They didn't do so hot.
Hey athletes, why don't you smile anymore? You are totally bumming us out, man. [Slate]
Pixar Inches Back On Track: Monsters University, Reviewed.
Monsters University isn't amazing. Yet it is bright, shiny, amusing, and charming, and after the disappointing Cars 2 and Brave
Steve Gleason on the apologies from the three Atlanta DJs fired for joking about his ALS: "Received and accepted. We have all made mistakes in this life. How we learn from our mistakes is the measure of who we are." [Facebook]
Serena Williams is letting the press back into her life, big time. If you're unfamiliar, this is the "Serena comes out of her shell" part of the Serena dialectic, which is only a few pungent quotes from a full retreat and the "Why won't Serena let herself be loved?" stage.
