Barcelona Are Unreal Right Now

Sweet mother of God, Barcelona are a force of nature. It’s currently about an hour into their match against Getafe. Lionel Messi, Luis Suárez, and Neymar have all scored. And those goals make up just five of their six total, each scored with some of the most outrageous skill you’ll see this year or any other. » 4/28/15 3:20pm 35 minutes ago

The Best Thing About the Desert Is That It's Clueless

I know a place in the Mojave Desert where there are rocks in the shape of Billy Martin. I visit the rocks every year to commemorate the return of spring. It makes perfect sense to me that the rocks are in the desert and not a mountain range or forest because the gone-but-not-forgotten Yankee manager was a kind of… » 4/28/15 3:07pm 47 minutes ago

Today's Best Deals: Oral Hygiene, Hair Removal, Sony Cameras, and More

Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. » 4/28/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Nolan Arenado Is Having Himself One Hell Of A Month In The Field

Nobody needs to be told that Rockies third baseman Nolan Arenado, who won two Gold Gloves his first two seasons in the majors, is a good-as-hell defensive player. Still, attention needs to be called to what Arenado has been up to this April, a month into which he’s packed a season’s worth of sparkling defensive plays. » 4/28/15 1:11pm Today 1:11pm

Naked Idiot On The Field Absolutely Flattened By Rugby Player

Of all the sporting events this guy could’ve interrupted by streaking, he chose rugby? The sport that specializes in the body type and love of inflicting pain that the security guys who’d normally hunt down a streaker aspire to emulate? The video is one thing, but the pictures of our newest idiot on the field are even… » 4/28/15 12:26pm Today 12:26pm

Billy Joel And Rap: An Affair For The Ages

Here is an inclusive list of things rappers like to rap about: weed, money, luxury consumer goods, spending money on weed and luxury consumer goods, places they’ve visited that just so happen to rhyme with whatever they rapped about in the previous line, their exceptional prowess between the sheets, and Billy Joel.… » 4/28/15 12:09pm Today 12:09pm

Niklas Kronwall Finally Kronwalled One Too Many Defenseless Players

Niklas Kronwall’s flattening of Nikita Kucherov late in the second period of Tampa’s Game 6 win was the platonic ideal of a “Kronwalling,” the flying elbow to a head-down player for which the physical Red Wings defenseman has become so well-known. Kronwall has never been suspended before, but that appears likely to… » 4/28/15 11:29am Today 11:29am

A Great Beer From One Of America's Few Essential Brewers

Last week, Thrillist ran a thoughtful, well-reported piece predicting that craft beer “is about to go to war with itself.” The story is full of numbers, quotes, and research—with nary a digression about the author’s own cat, never mind mine—which means it’s ineligible for an official Loyal Order of Beer Blowhards… » 4/28/15 11:22am Today 11:22am

Sociopathic Angels Blogger Posts Now-Deleted Rant About Josh Hamilton

There are a lot of really bad blog posts on the internet. Most days, it’s a good idea for everyone to just ignore the bad blog posts, because at root they are all just derivatives of the same style of incurious, inflammatory writing. But sometimes there is a blog so bad that it cannot be ignored, like the one that was… » 4/28/15 10:48am Today 10:48am

The Orioles Need To Reschedule Every Game This Week

There was little question that last night’s Orioles game would have to be canceled. As Baltimore’s protests edged into violence and fire, commissioner Rob Manfred, already at Camden Yards for a previously scheduled meeting, met with team, stadium, and city officials, and made the call: baseball wasn’t possible. It… » 4/28/15 9:10am Today 9:10am

Dollar Shave Club Delivers You Fresh Razors for a Few Bucks a Month

It's no secret that shaving with a fresh razor blade feels great. But razor prices are so high people try to make their blades last for weeks at a time. Doing so causes cuts, skin irritation, and generally painful shaves. But with Dollar Shave Club you can always get a smooth shave with a fresh razor because they… » 4/24/15 3:06pm Friday 3:06pm

How Jason Whitlock Is Poisoning ESPN's "Black Grantland"

Two months ago, just after the end of a long holiday weekend, Jason Whitlock convened a morning meeting at the Los Angeles offices of his ESPN-backed black-interest site, The Undefeated, which is slated to go live this summer. Five days before, to coincide with the NBA All-Star Game, the site had introduced itself… » 4/27/15 3:23pm Yesterday 3:23pm