How To Tell If You're Being A Crank On The Internet, And How To Stop

Man, you sure are het up! Agitated. Can you believe these goddamn coddled athletes/P.C. Police/Now Finaglin' Cheatriots/Twitter-celebrated pop stars of possibly dubious talent/people talking about the colors on a dress when we haven't even solved all The Problems yet? I mean, cheese and rice! Where do they get… » 2/27/15 11:58am 5 minutes ago

What Are We Being Ordered To Care About Instead Of That Goddamn Dress?

The Rule of the Internet is that when people argue about something silly, like the color of a goddamn dress, an army of remarkably irritating people will amass to counter that phenomenon and remind you that you are a shallow cock for worrying about the color of a dress. Let's meet these smarm merchants now, shall we? » 2/27/15 11:16am 48 minutes ago

Paul George Is Practicing Again

Pacers star forward Paul George participated in a full practice with his team for the first time since gruesomely snapping his leg in a FIBA World Cup scrimmage this past summer. There's still no official timetable for when he might be ready to play in a game, but it is possible that he'll be back on the floor before… » 2/27/15 10:26am Today 10:26am

How Long Will Josh Hamilton Be Suspended?

I (and others) believe that Josh Hamilton should not be suspended, if only because every drug or alcohol relapse he's had has occurred when he's away from baseball. Many addicts need structure; every addict benefits from staying busy. But it's seemingly not a question of if the Angels outfielder will be suspended for… » 2/27/15 9:52am Today 9:52am

Top Off Your Batteries With These Discounted Anker Chargers

Anker makes some of the highest-rated gadget charging gear on the market, their products are among the most popular we've ever posted, and today, they're having a nice little sale on Amazon. The four included items are listed below; just be sure to note the promo codes. » 2/27/15 9:45am Today 9:45am

Sidney Crosby Catches Teammate's Stick In Mid-Air

When Patric Hörnqvist had his stick slapped out of his hand, he probably thought he was going to have to do that awkward thing where you chase the puck with your hands spread out wide and try to throw your body in front of every shot. Instead, Sidney Crosby miraculously caught the damn thing and handed it right back… » 2/26/15 9:23pm Yesterday 9:23pm

You’re an Adult so Get a Real Mattress: Casper Delivers Comfort to You

Despite spending a third of our time in bed, mattress shopping remains a dreaded activity. It's a soulless experience riddled with ambiguous terms, a lack of brand differentiation, smarmy sales people, and marked-up prices from major retail chains. Then there's Casper, who, with a direct-to-consumer model and a … » 2/25/15 3:40pm Wednesday 3:40pm

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On average, men keep the same pair of underwear for seven years. That's a long time, but not exactly surprising when you consider how easy it is to continually put off underwear shopping. Enter MeUndies - they deliver premium underwear straight to your door. Get 20% off your first order with MeUndies, the… » 2/24/15 12:38pm Tuesday 12:38pm

Finally Frame Your Favorite Art & Photography Hassle-Free (15% Off)

Make the boring walls of your home beautiful with your favorite pieces of art and photography, and do it hassle-free. Framebridge's simplified at-home process allows you to place an order in five minutes and at a significantly lower cost than traditional stores. Finally get those dusty works of art custom framed and… » 2/25/15 9:55am Wednesday 9:55am