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Wow, Maybe Roberto Soldado Doesn't Suck Anymore!

Well would you look at that! Roberto Soldado—once renowned for his uncanny ability to get goals without ever looking all that impressive doing so, now more famous as the world’s second-biggest bottler (behind fellow Spaniard Fernando Torres) stemming from his terrible stint with Tottenham—is back in Spain and back… » 8/28/15 4:24pm 11 minutes ago

An Adult's Guide To Learning To Swim

I truly believe swimmers are not born, but are made (excluding Michael Phelps and his insane body, of course). If you got past childhood without learning how to swim, it’s very possible that you’re now stricken with fear/embarrassment at the prospect. That makes perfect sense; it’s really hard to learn things as… » 8/28/15 3:58pm 37 minutes ago

I Love These Goddamn Stock Video Baboons and So Will You

A solid meme for a Friday afternoon: Stock footage of baboons doing human things, paired with silly one-liner captions. They talk on the phone, they throw their computers, they gaze dewy-eyed into the distance and softly smack their lips in resignation. I love these goddamn baboons, and I can’t wait to share them with… » 8/28/15 3:40pm 55 minutes ago

Most Popular Shower Head: Delta In2ition, Plus Alternatives

Delta’s In2ition Two-In-One line of flexible, practical, feature-rich shower heads rinsed away the competition, taking 35% of the vote and the title of best shower head.http://co-op.kinja.com/five-best-show... » 8/28/15 3:15pm Today 3:15pm

Deadspin 25: Without Melvin Gordon, Wisconsin Is Just Whatever

Welcome to the Deadspin 25, a college football poll that strives to be more democratic and less useless than every other preseason poll. Leading up to the college football season kickoff, we will give you previews of the 25 teams that you, the readers, voted to be most worthy of writing about. Now, No. 6 Wisconsin. » 8/28/15 1:57pm Today 1:57pm

Today's Best Deals: Hue Bloom, Fitbit Charge, Waterproof Speaker, and More

Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. » 8/28/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Kickboxer Is Even Sillier Than You Remember, And Even Better, Too

I’m pretty sure the first animated gif I ever saw was Jean-Claude Van Damme dancing in a Thai bar in Kickboxer. The image is the sort of thing that sticks with you: his khakis hiked up to a near-Urkel level, his spaghetti-strap tank top just barely managing to exist, his face contorted into what I guess is supposed to… » 8/28/15 11:32am Today 11:32am

Bring The Barbecue Indoors With This Discounted Lodge Grill Pan

It might still be nice enough outside to use your barbecue, but winter is coming, and you’ll need a good way to grill indoors. Luckily, this 12” cast iron grill pan from Lodge is down to $27 on Amazon today, an all-time low. » 8/28/15 9:25am Today 9:25am