A Zombie Movie Finally Made Arnold Schwarzenegger Human

Maggie’s two biggest selling points are things I wasn’t sure I ever needed to see again in a movie: a post-apocalyptic setting and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I like the idea of both of them, but after repeated exposure over the years, I confess to feeling fatigued at the notion of sitting through either anymore. But what… » 5/06/15 2:22pm 15 minutes ago

The Hilarious, Brady-Bashing Texts Sent By The Pats' Ball-Deflators

At the center of Ted Wells’s Ballghazi report are Jim McNally and John Jastremski, two longtime Patriots employees who are the primary handlers of the team’s game balls. Jastremski is the official “game ball maker” for the team, and McNally is the officials’ locker room attendant. According to the Wells report, these… » 5/06/15 2:05pm 33 minutes ago

Today's Best Deals: $10 Label Maker, Gifts For Mom, and a Lot More

Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. » 5/06/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Is BuzzFeed Deleting Its “Real Journalism” Articles, Too?

In late 2012, the morning after the second presidential debate, BuzzFeed published an article titled “The Debate Romney Won,” which floated the Romney campaign’s theory that the Republican candidate “came out on top — horserace analysis be damned” in the October 16 debate. The piece is mostly notable for the decision… » 5/06/15 12:37pm Today 12:37pm

Listen To Sexual Harasser Isiah Thomas Lie About His Sexual Harassment

Here is a thing that actually, inarguably happened. On October 6, 2007, a jury found that Isiah Thomas sexually harassed a New York Knicks executive, who was fired when she told Madison Square Garden, the organization that owns the Knicks, that Isiah Thomas sexually harassed her. She was awarded $11.6 million to be… » 5/06/15 12:10pm Today 12:10pm

How To Make A Kick-Ass Sidecar

Wisconsin is the nation’s best drinking state, and not just because it’s the birthplace of both the Schlitz and Ale Asylum breweries. Cheese Curdistan is also the brandy-swillingest place in America; it’s hard to pin down accurate statistics, but each of the half-dozen sources I consulted are certain that Wisconsin… » 5/06/15 11:58am Today 11:58am

What It Was Like To Play For The '80s Clippers, The Worst Team In Sports

These days, the Los Angeles Clippers are in pretty good shape. The team is worth $2 billion, is a perennial playoff contender, and has been free of the ownership of racist shitbag Donald Sterling for over a year. With the Clippers entering a new era, one in which they aren’t the most embarrassing franchise in pro… » 5/06/15 11:46am Today 11:46am

The Valiant Hawks Withstood Mighty Ramon Sessions, Can Do Anything

By now everybody knows the game plan for beating the Washington Wizards in the playoffs. We can neither stop nor contain the mighty Ramon Sessions, it goes. Ha ha ha, I mean, to even suggest such a thing could be done is a funny joke, even for the top-seeded team playing at home. Who can but dream of slowing his… » 5/06/15 11:22am Today 11:22am

We Finally Got Our Tony Allen Game

It happens at least once every year that the Grizzlies are in the playoffs. Kevin Durant goes 6-of-24 from the floor, Tony Parker turns the ball over eight times, or, as was the case last night, the Golden State Warriors only score 90 points at home. These are the kinds of oddities that make fans of those teams and… » 5/06/15 10:14am Today 10:14am

Stock Up On Portable Gadget Chargers During This Amazon Clearance Sale

If you have any summer trips coming up, you’ll want to be sure you have enough extra battery power to keep your phone and other gadgets untethered from a power outlet. Luckily, RAVPower is offering an Amazon clearance sale right now on several of their most popular chargers. » 5/06/15 9:45am Today 9:45am

Calgary Seemingly Screwed By No-Goal Call, Ties Game Late Anyway

Down 2-3 with about six minutes left in the third period against the Ducks, the Flames really could have used a goal. And they seemingly got one on this shot by Sam Bennett that looked to barely cross the line before being kicked out by goalie Frederik Andersen. But the call on the ice was no goal, and after a review… » 5/06/15 12:27am Today 12:27am

Emmanuel Adebayor Accuses His Family Of Using Him For His Money

Tottenham striker Emmanuel Adebayor posted a lengthy essay on Facebook today, accusing nearly every member of his family of taking advantage of the immense wealth he has earned as a professional soccer player. He wrote that he believes family matters should stay private, but decided to go public with his grievances in… » 5/05/15 10:22pm Yesterday 10:22pm

Step Up Your Sock Game with Endless Designs from Happy Socks (25% Off)

Basic essentials like socks are typically an afterthought. But with limitless color combinations and the mindset that there’s a pair of socks and underwear for every occasion and style, Happy Socks brings these everyday essentials to the forefront. And right now you can get 25% off and free shipping with promo code » 5/04/15 3:04pm Monday 3:04pm

Need a Charge? Save 72% on the 18,000mAh Power Vault Battery Pack

Battery life shouldn’t interfere with real life. With the lightweight and durable Power Vault, you get 18,000mAh of portable power — enough to recharge your phone 10+ times while you’re on the go. Right now, Deadspin readers can grab one for $29.99 - that’s 72% off.
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