Texas Should Declare Independence And Make This Their National Beer

Yesterday, one of my idiot friends told me that certain South Floridians have expressed interest in seceding from the rest of the state. Roughly 11 seconds of exhaustive Googling just now failed to turn up much evidence, but let's say it's true. Makes sense. The government's way up north, and apparently run by a… » 10/24/14 1:14pm Today 1:14pm

Watch This Guy Describe The Last 60 World Series Endings From Memory

Mark Simon is one of the brains behind ESPN Stats & Info, and he possesses a scary-accurate ability to recall specific and minute bits of information on the fly. Watch as he gives a detailed description of the last play of each World Series from the past 60 years. » 10/24/14 11:57am Today 11:57am

2015 Oscar Watch: Yes, It's Time To Start Arguing About This Already

As of this second, we are 122 days away from the 2015 Academy Awards, hosted by Neil Patrick Harris as Billy Crystal growls angrily in the corner and everyone tries real hard not to make a Renee Zellweger joke. That's a ludicrously long time from now, but there won't be a single moment between now and then in the… » 10/24/14 10:39am Today 10:39am

Out-On-His-Feet Chargers Player Swears He Wasn't Concussed

Sometimes a concussion doesn't knock a player out, or even down. In the video above, keep an eye on Charges safety Jahleel Addae, No. 37, coming in from the left side of the screen. And keep in mind that he says it wasn't a concussion. » 10/24/14 9:55am Today 9:55am

Class Up Your Nightstand With These Wooden Bluetooth Alarm Clocks

From afar, these Bluetooth speakers look like simple blocks of wood; perhaps some kind of minimalist IKEA decoration. Take a closer look though, and there's a lot going on. » 10/24/14 9:45am Today 9:45am

History Doesn't Lie: Offense Wins Games, Defense Wins Championships

Over the past several years, thanks to rule changes that have given quarterbacks more protection and allowed receivers to run rampant through the secondary, football fans have been conditioned to expect dynamic aerial battles and skyrocketing scores. Great offenses can thrill fans and rack up points, but the old adage… » 10/24/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm