Chris Paul Is Up To His Old Tricks: Tapping Nuts And Dominating Games

The Clippers and Trail Blazers were locked into a fierce battle in Portland tonight, as the two teams were tied (along with the Spurs) for fourth place and the all important (though apparently not for the Clippers) home court advantage in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs. » 4/02/15 12:16am 44 minutes ago

​Heroic Chicagoan Escapes Tyrant Tow Truck 

We are all born into and struggle against the confines of a system that denies our individuality and seeks to limit us. Some struggle more effectively than others. » 4/01/15 11:31pm Yesterday 11:31pm

Remembering Kim Gordon's Awesome '90s Side Project Free Kitten

Kim Gordon's memoir, Girl in a Band, chronicles five decades of her extraordinary life and career in Sonic Youth. Obviously, that includes endless compelling and varied stories: how her first job in the art world was hawking cheap frames for a then-unknown Larry Gagosian; how she dealt with having a brother with… » 4/01/15 10:55pm Yesterday 10:55pm

Jonathan Taylor's Accuser Recants; Cops Still Investigating Incident

The woman who told police that Alabama defensive lineman Jonathan Taylor assaulted her has recanted her story, according to AL.com. Taylor was arrested Saturday on domestic violence charges, and was subsequently kicked off of Alabama’s football team.
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Kelly Olynyk's Eye Is Pretty Messed Up

An oral history of the 2010 Butler Bulldogs, who were one clanged miracle shot from completing the greatest story in college basketball history. Brad Stevens: “My biggest regret from those Final Four runs is I never got to see the bar after the wins.” » 4/01/15 6:24pm Yesterday 6:24pm

The Most Popular Antidepressants Are Based On A Theory We Know Is Wrong

One in ten Americans takes an anti-depressant drug like Zoloft or Prozac. But these drugs are designed based on a theory that's already been roundly disproven: the "chemical imbalance" theory of depression. Why haven't our drugs kept up with the science of depression? » 4/01/15 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm

Wrigley Field Has A Big Jumbotron Now, Still No Bleachers

Diego Maradona Prepares For​ Coming Alien Invasion With Boxing Dummy

Just know that, when the giant blue Martians that have been hibernating miles deep in the Earth's crust finally emerge and begin their assault on this wonderful thing we call human civilization, Diego Maradona has been training and will knock those sons of bitches right back to where they came from. » 4/01/15 5:52pm Yesterday 5:52pm

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Geno Auriemma Thinks Men's College Basketball Is Shitty Trash

UConn women’s college basketball coach Geno Auriemma took a moment today to talk about men’s college basketball. To be more specific, he thinks it’s a boring, backwards sport. » 4/01/15 5:00pm Yesterday 5:00pm

Why Does The NFL Need To See Photo Evidence Of Greg Hardy's Abuse?

The NFL has not yet decided how to punish Cowboys defensive end Greg Hardy—who was convicted of assaulting his then-girlfriend, Nicole Holder, in a bench trial last summer, but later had the charges against him dropped after paying her off to stop cooperating with prosecutors—for violating the league’s personal… » 4/01/15 4:39pm Yesterday 4:39pm

This New Sierra Nevada Beer Is Offensive and Delightful

Yesterday, the Brewers Association, the Craft Beer Movement's™ leading definer of words and bestower of medals, published their list of the "Top 50 Breweries of 2014," by which they mean "50 Biggest Breweries That Happen to Meet Today's Definition of 'Craft,' Which We Change More Frequently Than Our Underwear, Not… » 4/01/15 4:05pm Yesterday 4:05pm

An Exercise Physiologist Explains Why 800 Meters Hurts Like The Devil

It's the first high school track meet of the season. Boys who have completed no warm-up whatsoever other than to wrestle over the last Reeses peanut butter cup stand, hands dangling like heavy weights, near the start line of the JV 800 meter run. Long of shin and weak of chin, they're inanimate, forcing the starter to… » 4/01/15 3:52pm Yesterday 3:52pm

The Forever War Is Always Already Here: Introducing Phase Zero

Goddamn It, I Melted A Cutting Board In The Oven

Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here every week helping to answer your filthiest questions. Are you dirty? Check the Squalor Archive for assistance. Are you still dirty? Email her. » 4/01/15 3:21pm Yesterday 3:21pm

Five Best Umbrellas

We shook out your nominations and found five clear frontrunners for best umbrella (actually only one of them is clear). Which umbrella ella ella is your best bet? It's time to vote. » 4/01/15 3:15pm Yesterday 3:15pm

Calling It Early: "Trap Queen" Is The Song Of The Summer 

Step Up Your Sock Game with Endless Designs from Happy Socks (30% Off)

Basic essentials like socks are typically an afterthought. But with limitless color combinations and the mindset that there's a pair of socks and underwear for every occasion and style, Happy Socks brings these everyday essentials to the forefront. And right now you can get 30% off with promo code HappyGawker. » 3/31/15 3:04pm Tuesday 3:04pm

Dollar Shave Club Delivers You Fresh Razors for a Few Bucks a Month

It's no secret that shaving with a fresh razor blade feels great. But razor prices are so high people try to make their blades last for weeks at a time. Doing so causes cuts, skin irritation, and generally painful shaves. But with Dollar Shave Club you can always get a smooth shave with a fresh razor because they… » 3/10/15 3:06pm 3/10/15 3:06pm

Today's Best Deals: Great Looking Headphones, Free Gas, and a Lot More

My promise to you: Kinja Deals will be an April Fools safe zone today. I detest this holiday. » 4/01/15 10:04am Yesterday 10:04am