Deals: $15 Beard Trimmer, Cheap Bluetooth Headphones, Roku 3

Cultivating a good beard is tough, but with ten customizable length settings and a rechargeable battery, this $15 trimmer is a must-have tool for your bearding toolbox. [Philips Norelco QT4000 Beard Trimmer, $15] » 7/23/14 1:15pm 14 minutes ago

Dammit, Justin Bieber, Stay The Hell Away From Kevin Durant

According to Justin Bieber's Instagram account, which is usually a repository for the pop singer's embarrassing and fraudulent basketball "highlights," Biebs recently grabbed a quick brunch with Kevin Durant. Fuck you, Justin Bieber. » 7/23/14 12:51pm 38 minutes ago

Driving The Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat With Bill Goldberg, Live

Through an odd confluence of events, I'm having breakfast with Bill Goldberg. Yes, that Bill Goldberg. We're both here with a dozen others to get our hands on the 2015 line-up of Dodge Challengers, and we're going to be driving partners. Because a 707-hp muscle car isn't absurd enough. » 7/23/14 12:42pm 47 minutes ago

Nothing Up Woody Allen's Sleeve: Magic In The Moonlight, Reviewed

Magic in the Moonlight is the sort of Woody Allen movie that longtime fans have trouble defending, not because it's terrible or lazy—it's neither—but because it's so painfully familiar. Likeable and completely disposable, his new comedy has its chuckles, but as he gets closer to the 50-feature mark, this joins his… » 7/23/14 11:30am Today 11:30am

Crowd-Funded Brewery Campaigns Are Bullshit

Crowd-funding is a great hustle. Remember a couple weeks ago when some dude threatened not to make potato salad unless we bought him a solid-gold pony with diamonds for eyes, and we actually went for it? Of course, many professional bloviators saw this as the exact moment when society’s collective handbasket… » 7/23/14 10:52am Today 10:52am

Idiot's Apology To Erin Andrews: "15 Lbs. Heavier, She'd Be A Waitress"

WEEI/NESN personality Kirk Minihane apologized on-air today for calling Erin Andrews a "gutless bitch," only to immediately follow it up with the assertion that "if she weighed 15 pounds more, she'd be a waitress at Perkins." » 7/23/14 10:40am Today 10:40am

Chase Headley Meets New Team Mid-Game, Hits Walk-Off Single In 14th

That's newly-acquired Yankees third baseman Chase Headley meeting his new coaches and teammates for the first time since he was traded from the Padres earlier in the day. He had to catch a flight from Chicago, where San Diego was set to play the Cubs, so he was not expected to get to the stadium on time—Joe Girardi… » 7/23/14 1:00am Today 1:00am

LeBron Sent Cupcakes To His Neighbors After The Media Crush At His House

A user on the NBA subreddit posted the picture above claiming that his parents live on the same street as LeBron in Bath, OH. Apparently LeBron and his family sent a little note and some cupcakes to their neighbors to apologize and thank them for understanding the media circus that went down in their neighborhood in… » 7/22/14 11:53pm Yesterday 11:53pm