How To Cook A Bunch Of Good Food For The Super Bowl Party

So the Super™ Bowl® is here, and that means some sucker—maybe even you!—will be hosting a Super™ Bowl® party which they will feel weirdly obligated to refer to as a "Big Game" party, because the NFL likes to sue people for liking it. You will have to bring something to this shindig—especially if you are hosting… » 1/31/15 12:40pm 17 minutes ago

Who Would Win if Real Seahawks Played Football Against Real Patriots?

For whatever reason, Americans prefer the Super Bowl to involve men playing football under the names of various animals and soldiers, and not the actual soldiers and animals themselves. Which is why at Gawker, we're asking the only important question: What would happen if a real patriot played against a real seahawk? » 1/31/15 9:15am Today 9:15am

Four Ways To Quit: Run Long Like The Kenyans

Justin Lagat, who lives in Kenya, in fact, is Kenyan, wrote a piece for RunBlogRun on the four ways in which Kenyans do their long runs. Since our very lean friends from the Rift Valley own distance running, this post, I thought, held great promise—secrets revealed, myths busted, the spleen-withering made easy! » 1/30/15 6:51pm Yesterday 6:51pm

Rolling Stone Publishes, Then Unpublishes, Column Criticizing The NFL

Friend of Deadspin Jeb Lund (also known as monstrous, deceased dictator Mobutu Sese Soko) published a column today under the headline "Screw the Super Bowl: The Big Lies of the Big Game" on Rolling Stone's website. You can't read it on RollingStone.com anymore, though, because it mysteriously disappeared shortly after… » 1/30/15 6:19pm Yesterday 6:19pm

This Koala Bear Had A Pretty Fucking Rough Month, Man. Real Rough.

This little buddy's name is Jeremy, and he's a koala that got his paws all fucked up in a brush fire earlier this month. Luckily, he was scooped up by the Australian Marine Wildlife Research & Rescue Organization, and they put his little paws in some ointment and put some bandages on him and now he's all better. » 1/30/15 5:30pm Yesterday 5:30pm

Hey, Get A Load Of This Evil Doctor

The Washington Post has a profile today of Dr. Jack Wolfson, an Arizona cardiologist and holistic medicine, uh, doer or whatever, who's made something of a name for himself by providing a flimsy, fraudulent rime of expertish cover to the reprehensible, morally criminal anti-vaccination crowd in the U.S. It's really… » 1/30/15 3:58pm Yesterday 3:58pm

Your Fake, Zany Craigslist Ad Is Stupid And Annoying

In 2015, the only people out there who have any real use for Craigslist are hookers and serial murderers. Personally speaking, I haven't used the site since 2009, when my wife and I bought an outdoor playhouse from a lady nearby. Turned out the playhouse had a colony of yellowjackets inside of it. Craigslist is less… » 1/30/15 3:43pm Yesterday 3:43pm

This Paris Saint-Germain Goal Will Make You Want To Have Sex With It

Paris Saint-Germain are playing Stade Rennais right now. They're up 1-0 because they scored a goal that is pornographic in nature and should be only watched at home, in bed, with lotion close at hand, and Poliça playing softly through your computer's speakers. Here is that goal: » 1/30/15 3:37pm Yesterday 3:37pm

44 Lies Roger Goodell Told In His Press Conference Today

  1. "It has been a season of amazing competition, challenges and real progress."
  2. "The NFL is made up of good and caring people."
  3. "We are doing more to protect our players from unnecessary risks."
  4. "Concussions were down 25%."
  5. "The quality of the game continues to improve."
  6. "Last year, technology improved…
  7. » 1/30/15 3:35pm Yesterday 3:35pm

Meet Your Ultimate Super Bowl Snack: Nacho Cheese Doritos

Holy cow bells, what a contest! Voting was neck and neck virtually throughout the entire Finals of our Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Playoffs, with Nacho Cheese Doritos maintaining only the barest of leads. In the end, the neon orange chips stayed scrappy and took it all, with 107 more votes than tough competitor… » 1/30/15 3:12pm Yesterday 3:12pm

Get 46% off the Micro Drone 2.0 with Aerial Camera 

We showed this deal to Deadspin readers last month, and it sold like crazy. The Micro Drone 2.0 can do it all – it flies up, down, laterally, diagonally, flip, and perform other agile mid-air stunts. It's the ONLY micro drone in the world with a built-in camera, and Deadspin readers can grab one for $74.99 – over 45%… » 1/30/15 2:19pm Yesterday 2:19pm

Snack Smarter with NatureBox: Delicious, Wholesome Snacks Delivered

If you made a New Year's resolution, there's a good chance it involved better health in 2015. And many people will attempt a complete overhaul and end up falling flat on their face a few weeks later. Instead of overwhelming yourself with a total lifestyle change, get a free trial from NatureBox, the smarter snacking… » 1/28/15 2:43pm Wednesday 2:43pm

Get 30% Off Revogi's Bluetooth Smartbulb 

Want to set the mood right from your phone? With smartbulbs, you can control colors, brightness, or even set times to power on/off. Many smartbulbs cost upwards of $80 or $100, but Deadspin readers can get 30% off Revogi's bluetooth-controlled Smartbulb, so it's just $34.99 + Free Shipping. » 1/29/15 4:01pm Thursday 4:01pm