Stop Sucking At Kissing

As a sex worker who has done in-person work for a decade, I’ve kissed a lot of frogs. So many, in fact, that I have a theory about why call girls of old had the “no kissing” rule, a rule that is unfortunately uncommon among contemporary escorts: It’s not because kissing is more intimate than other acts, but because… » 5/04/15 11:58am 13 minutes ago

What Happens To La'el Collins Now?

Former LSU guard and first-round talent La’el Collins went undrafted this weekend due to Baton Rouge police seeking to question him in relation to a double-murder investigation. Collins has not been named as a suspect, and he is scheduled to meet with police later this morning. Even if he comes out of that meeting… » 5/04/15 11:08am Today 11:08am

James Taylor Premieres New, Awful Song About The Red Sox At Fenway

Formerly great singer-songwriter James Taylor is known around the world as the beloved performer of hits like “Fire And Rain” and “Carolina In My Mind,” but not for much longer. Once people find out about his newest release, titled “Angels of Fenway,” Taylor’s legacy and reputation will be so thoroughly wrecked he is… » 5/04/15 10:00am Today 10:00am

A Pair of Your Favorite Bluetooth Speakers are Cheaper Than Ever

The UE Mini Boom is the little brother of Gizmodo’s favorite Bluetooth speaker, and even a Wirecutter pick in its own right. If you’ve been waiting for a good deal to pick one up, Amazon’s marked it down to an all-time low $70 today. At that price, you could buy two and link them together for true stereo sound. [UE… » 5/04/15 9:45am Today 9:45am

Report: Stephen Curry Will Be Named NBA's Most Valuable Player

Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors will be named the NBA’s MVP, according to multiple reports. Monte Poole of CSN Bay Area had it first. » 5/03/15 8:55pm Yesterday 8:55pm

Mark Jackson Defends Mayweather, Pretends To Be Boxing Expert

Former NBA coach and current ESPN analyst Mark Jackson aggressively defended Floyd Mayweather’s legacy against a straw man “hater” in the middle of today’s Grizzlies-Warriors game on ABC, declaring anyone who doesn’t recognize the welterweight champion as an all-time great “doesn’t know boxing,” and that those who… » 5/03/15 4:35pm Yesterday 4:35pm

Steph Curry's So Good We've Forgotten This Is Impressive

This is a really impressive play from Stephen Curry, but at this point we’re so saturated with evidence of his skills that we’re almost numb to recognize them. It takes the occasional pinch, to wake up, to realize that what is everyday for Steph Curry is a career highlight for a lot of other guys. » 5/03/15 3:50pm Yesterday 3:50pm

Is Taking an Internet Quiz Procrastination If It Helps You Win $150?

Internet quizzes are absurdly popular, generally mindless activities people use to procrastinate and clog one another's social feeds with Which Japanese Potato Chip Flavor they are. But what if the quiz you're taking to avoid the impending doom of tax season or put off revising that business proposal winds up making… » 3/06/15 3:55pm 3/06/15 3:55pm