Johnny Menesini, a caterer from Pittsburgh, had Brett Keisel's bearded mug (which is no longer so bearded) tattooed on his forearm recently. We must say that it looks very nice — despite being a giant face on an elbow crease.

"In a dead humdrum boring uncertain shite time of football limbo," Menesini writes, "I hope this gets your blood flowing like it does mine." But we've also got an NBA lockout on the horizon, too — so who's springing for The Custodian?