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The opening game at the new Yankee Stadium succeeded in awe-inspiring the hometown crowd, but not the team. They were eight runs short of inspiration, to be exact. The Fat Man did his best, working a solid 5 2/3 before being removed and then the whole bullpen went kaplooey, resulting in the patient Yankee fans chanting for Nick Swisher. He is the stopper.

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Good morning. It's Friday. You're a survivor/feeling like Deniro in "Taxi Driver."