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By Sean Newell Mar 17, 2012 11:30 AM

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Turns Out George Clooney Was Not The Biggest Cock In Ocean’s Eleven: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Welcome back to Unintentional Dong Submissions: Weekend Edition. Here are this week's everyday occurences that struck you, the reader, as phalluses. Phalli? Whatever. This one, the floor plan for the Bellagio in Ocean's Eleven comes courtesy of Mike. Be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department.

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