All right, seriously, God: You need to let us know whether or not Alex Legion is part of your worldly college basketball plans, or not. Enough with that global famine business: Let's get down to the real work.

Because God is waffling once again.

"We met with Alex and his mother Friday, and she informed us of her desire to seek a release for her son," [Kentucky coach Billy] Gillispie said Tuesday. "Shortly after that meeting, Alex told me that he still wanted to be a part of our program. He played in the game against North Carolina Saturday and seemed happy when I spoke with him Sunday."

See? This is from his mother, who has a direct pipeline to God. We can't handle these mixed messages. Screw it: We're joining the Church of Scientology.

Legion May Return To Wildcats [SI.com]
Never Trust God's Recruiting Sheet [Deadspin]