Texas Tech coach Bob Knight and "Arliss" — sorry: "Arli$$" — star Robert Wuhl were guests of Cards manager Tony La Russa during last night's brutal, nasty, hideously played 14-inning Cardinals-Royals game. (The Cardinals won, but it was not something they should be proud of.)

We highly doubt Knight and Wuhl made it through all 14 innings; Knight surely napped out by the sixth out. We love the idea of these three guys hanging out after the game, though; we're sure Wuhl had to buy all the drinks, and we're sure La Russa didn't drive.