If they don't give up with their Nick Saban flirtation and make interim head coach Joe Kines their permanent head coach, then I'm just going to hate Alabama forever. If Every Day Should Be Saturday isn't posting about this guy every week, then a crime is being perpetrated against humanity.

If I had to guess from that clip, I'd say the guy's about 60 years old, has been smoking two packs a day for 52 of those years, recently picked up a big-time cocaine habit, and is the only man alive who cares that much about the... whatever the hell bowl game that was.

Oh, and one more thing: Joe Kines, Orator [EDSBS]
Joe Kines Gets His Yaw-Yaw On [YouTube]