So a reader happened to be looking over some photos he took at a Nationals-Braves game this summer, and noticed something scrawled on the knob of Brian McCann's bat. Hmmm, is that ...?

MLB dong? If so, that's very Bill Ripkenesque. Who marks their bats that way? "Hey Francoeur, that's my bat; can't you see the cock on the handle? Yours has the tits!"

One can only hope Topps has the good sense to put this on a card.