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The Goggles Do Nothing

The Goggles Do Nothing Those crazy bastards actually did it.

The spirit of Arena Football lives on in the Seahawks' hideous alternate jerseys today. Reminds me of that disastrous "Uniforms of the Future" night in MLB. But hey, whatever works. (UPDATE: It didn't work.)

Since this is DUAN!, don't leave this article up. It'll burn out your monitor.

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Well, this was fun. Let's do it again sometime. Everything except that Favre business.

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