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By Barry Petchesky May 17, 2012 9:50 AM

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Alex Gordon Is The Best Advertisement For Wearing A Cup

Alex Gordon Is The Best Advertisement For Wearing A Cup For a fan, extra-inning games are only fun when your team wins. I stayed up past midnight for that? Well, how do you think Alex Gordon feels? The Royals took the first-place Orioles to 15 innings, only for Gordon, the game's last batter, to foul one off his little gentlemen. He would subsequently ground out to second and make a run for the icepacks. I'll tell you how Alex Gordon feels. Sore.

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