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Saturday, Dec. 6; Plaxico Burress and some pals aboard the Lady Pamela II out of Fort Lauderdale. Captain's log:

"Fishing started off slow, not much was around. But before we knew it, a sailfish ate the right short bait and started jumping. It put on a good fight and a great show....until he fell off. The bait went back out hoping for another bite. We didn't get a sailfish bite, but we did manage to catch a few blue runners and vermilion snappers for them to take home for dinner. We were losing daylight quickly and needed it for the type of fishing we wanted to do. They enjoyed themselves and went home with fresh fish.

Tight Lines!
Captain David Ide
Lady Pamela II Fishing Charters